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We publish four newsletters each year to introduce students to our
ministry; to inform them about an interesting, current issue; to
announce upcoming activities; to share the Gospel message; and to
get our contact information into their hands.
And Samson said unto them, I will now put forth a riddle unto
you. - Judges 14:12
Answers to riddles in January 2005 issue
- Can you name it? What is greater than God; more evil than the
devil; the poor have it; the rich need it; and if you eat it, you’ll
die? Nothing
- A young man entered a bar and asked for a glass of water. The
person behind the counter produced a gun and pointed it at the man.
Why did the man reply, “Thank you” and walk away? He had hiccups.
- Imagine you are driving a Mercedes at 100 mph. The steering
locks. The doors lock. The brakes fail. You can’t get out! You are
heading for a 1,000 foot cliff! What do you do? Stop imagining.
- Add one small line to this equation (2+2+5= 247) to make the sum
correct. Connect the top of the second plus sign with the end the
left side to make a 4. 2+245 = 247
- Luke had it before. Paul had it behind. Ladies have it at the
beginning, but only once. Abraham Lincoln had it twice. Boys cannot
have it at all. Doctor Lowell had it before and behind. He actually
had it twice as bad behind as he had it in front. What is it?
the letter "L"
- Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? Pharaoh's
daughter - she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a
little prophet.
- A man once broke all Ten Commandments. He lied, stole, coveted
the good things others had, lusted after women, disobeyed his
parents, murdered a baby, denied existence of God, and ridiculed
those who kept the Sabbath. What will he have to do to escape the
fires of hell? There is nothing he can do. Likewise, though you
may not think you are as bad as this man, there is nothing you can
do either. In God’s eyes, no one is good enough to go to heaven.
Fortunately, Jesus said that he came to save sinners (that’s you and
me). Because of what He did, it is possible for this man and for you
to be saved. The penalty for sin is eternal death, so Jesus died for
you. He is God, so He experienced eternal death. He is merciful, so
He offers to pay for your sins. But, you must admit that you are a
sinner, that you need Him, and that you believe Him. Write to us for
a free booklet on how to be saved.
- A man on horseback went on a two day trip. He left on Tuesday
and arrived home on Tuesday. How could this be? The name of his
horse was Tuesday.
Answers to riddles in December 2004 issue
- A lady read a book, turned the light out and went to sleep. In
the morning, when she saw in the newspaper that a ship had sunk
drowning all on board, even though she did not know anyone on the
vessel, she committed suicide. Why? She was responsible to keep
the lighthouse light on.
- A man once broke all Ten Commandments. He lied, stole, coveted
the good things others had, lusted after women, disobeyed his
parents, murdered a baby, denied existence of God, and ridiculed
those who kept the Sabbath. What will he have to do to escape the
fires of hell? Confess his sins, and accept Jesus Christ's
forgiveness and gift of salvation.
- Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
- Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand
- From which animal do we get catgut? sheep and horses
- What is a camel’s hair brush made of? squirrel hair
- The Canary Islands are named after what animal? Dog (Canares
in Latin is dogs)
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